Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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