i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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