And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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