at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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