is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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