love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
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I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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