My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me