did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
me + whiskey = a bad person
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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