shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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