...so i touched it.
thus making me awesome and them whores
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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