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(804): View more from Virginia

they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house

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(248): View more from Michigan

SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!

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(909): View more from California

Would you still love me if I had no teeth

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Yeah why?

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Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone

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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.

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(650): View more from California

so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.

(1-650): View more from California

did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..

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(970): View more from Colorado

Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty

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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company

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