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(561): View more from Florida

he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd

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(805): View more from California

My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.

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(229): View more from Georgia

dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.

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(256): View more from Alabama

IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.

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(916): View more from California

Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.

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