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(514): View more from Quebec

in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview

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(810): View more from Michigan

Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.

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(317): View more from Indiana

The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.

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(619): View more from California

Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.

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(614): View more from Ohio

After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live

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(302): View more from Delaware

The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.

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(805): View more from California

Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.

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