Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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