I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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