You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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