I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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