I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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