yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
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I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Someone signed my nipple.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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