out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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