Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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