the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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