so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
