I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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