Rock
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Fuck
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
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