its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
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I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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