Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
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This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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