yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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