How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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