normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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