at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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