I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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