I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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