Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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