i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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