dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I don't think brook has ever known best
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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