i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
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Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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