my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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