She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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