I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
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pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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