11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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