what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm just crazy horny about you
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Everclear isn't food dammit
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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