i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
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some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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