There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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