I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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