he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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