I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Randomize
