He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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