My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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