You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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