I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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