My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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