are you still at the devil's house?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
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