Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
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I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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