That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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