the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
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Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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