can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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