if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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