She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
