Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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