Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
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I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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