Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
