are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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