Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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